Perhaps not for the reason I had hoped…
I like to think I write about some interesting stuff on my blog. Perusing the statistics page, as I sometimes do… One of my most popular search terms ever, how thrilling! What is it? Dreams, depression, art, poetry?
No. Not quite.
Should I feel relieved, that I may not be the only person in the world who has possibly considered resorting to sex with a vegetable?
Or, should I be concerned that my website is currently the 5th most popular in the world for the term “Sex with vegetables” ?
I will sleep well tonight knowing, at long last, I may have finally found my calling in life.
I’m sorry I didn’t include any hints or tips in my last post, I wouldn’t want any readers to leave disappointed… As such I have included a picture of this shapely cucumber: