So I just bought a navy pant suit for my upcoming job interviews. I’m not gonna lie, I’m very excited to wear it. Even buying it was quite the experience… the umming and ahhing at the till, do I want to pay 5p for a carrier bag? (There’s a carrier bag charge in Wales.) But no, no… the assistant says, here, have a FREE suit bag. Ok then. Heck I might even go into Caffe Nero and buy a hot chocolate to take out, in a paper cup, like you see people doing. People in suits.
Will they let me into Burger King in my pant suit? Will they force me to go to Jamie’s Italian instead?
Will the homeless guy expect me to buy The Big Issue?
I don’t really care if I get the job. I’m just going to walk around in my suit with my cup of hot chocolate.
Yes, that’s right, I am a very important, productive member of society. You may bow down to me now…