Healthy person: My tongue is spontaneously bleeding. That’s strange. I’d better go to the doctor and get it checked out.
Person with Ulcerative Colitis on immunosuppressants: My tongue is spontaneously bleeding. That’s strange. Oh well, I will have a tin of pineapple I’m sure that will make it better.
Healthy person: It hurts quite a lot, I hope the doctor can give me something to fix it.
Person with Ulcerative Colitis on immunosuppressants: It doesn’t hurt that much in the scheme of things. I can’t be bothered to go to the doctors again, that will mean getting dressed, dealing with the evil receptionist and the doctor who already thinks I’m a hypochondriac. Taking yet more drugs with yet more contraindications. This pineapple is really nice.