Was in a queue to buy stamps, at a bar, my piano teacher was serving. I motioned to indicate that the guy next to me was first. He asked for two 1st class stamps, I asked for two 2nd class. I gave her £100 (which was a big coin about the size of a Wagon Wheel) and when I left I realised she’d only given me £80 change. So I told her, she owed me about £19. She said she would give it to me later. I was a bit pissed off by this.
So I went across the room and there was a cello. I started playing it. I was quite good because it was the same as playing the violin, except my bow kept riding up as I found it difficult to reach. Also the cello spike kept slipping on the floor.
I don’t think I ever got the rest of the money.