My physics teacher was teaching us to write a poem. he said write the rhythm first then fill in the words. Da da da da.
‘If I ever see you again, I’ll punch you in the face.’ was my poem.
He borrowed my computer and was looking at my pictures as he was teaching us (which I did not give him permission to look at and I was hoping he wasn’t looking at any naughty pics).
Then I got a fingernail clipping stuck between my teeth and it made my gum bleed.
Then he asked what my date of birth was.